Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Words Women Use.

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.
That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying $&* @ #!!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.


SmocknMama said...

You are so dead on. this was very fun to read. A combination or two of those can be practically lethal; like: "Fine. Go Ahead." or "Nothing. It's Okay." I think all married men should have to tattoo this to their palms for cheat sheets. Things might go a little smoother at times. ;)

kerflop said...

Ha! Here via smocknmama - did you write this out or find it somewhere. So funny ;o)

I'm LDS too!

cardiogirl said...

Yes, I have employed all of these items, I believe. Should be required reading for all men of dating age.